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First Tracks - Inflexible Yogi

Capo 5th fret First Tracks Cover
[G] She’s a yogi, [Am] but she [C] is so in [G] flexible [Am] [C]
[G] Her body [Am] doesn’t [C] match her [G] mind [Am] [C]
[G] She’s so conflicted that [Am] it [C] is incon [G] ceivable [Am] [C]
[G] Her perfect [Am] man she will [C] never [G] find [Am] [C]
[D] She doesn’t understand
[D7] She’ll never find this man
[D] Living her soap opera dream
[Dm] She’s just another pretentious queen
[G] She’s a yogi, [Am] but she [C] is so in [G] flexible [Am] [C]
[G] Her standards are [Am] way [C] out of [G] line [Am] [C]
[G] The things she says are [Am] incredi [C] ble and [G] laughable [Am] [C]
[G] She contradicts her [Am] self [C] all of the [G] time [Am] [C]
[D] She shakes her long black hair
[D7] She says it’s so unfair
[D] She doesn’t even care
[Dm] When a good man is sitting right there
(Bridge)
[Am] That’s the way it goes growing up in [E] LA
[Am] Soap opera TV becomes your [E] reality
[Dm] Taking dating advice from cosmo [Am] politan
[Dm] Spend several years in psycho thera [B] py
She’s a yogi but she is so inflexible
Her heart doesn’t match her mind
She may do yoga but her attitude is so inflexible
It’s sad to see cause in her heart I know she is kind
She doesn’t even see
The way to set her heart free
She’s got to give up those cosmo fads
You don’t really want to date your dad
(Bridge)
She’s a yogi but she is so inflexible
She searches for a man who believes in the old ways
But has modern taste and a body that’s indestructible
Sorry but men like that are only into men these days
She doesn’t even see
She could be searching for me
But it’s too late she waited too long
And I’m done singing her song
She’s a yogi but she is so inflexible
Her body doesn’t match her mind
She may do yoga but she is so inflexible
She better change or she’ll be alone for all time

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